Lo-fat Sondheim

The "Send in the Clowns" ice cream truck followed me home today! (See RealFake Blog's music video here.) But just when I'd stopped to get a cone, it sped up and passed me by. All together (as arranged by "and J. Ice Cream"): Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground, You in mid-air. Send in the clowns! Send in the clowns! Just when I'd stopped Opening doors-- ISN'T IT RICH? Are we la la? Me here on Christopher Street, You in Times Square Me want some clowns, LOOKIT, MORE CLOWNZ!