Saturday, August 18, 2007

Fetish wanted

Does anyone have a fantasy about going to a stranger's house in the middle of the night, opening an unlocked front door, walking into a dark bedroom, and helping yourself to old copies of The New Yorker, videotapes of TV shows from the 1980s, Christmas sweaters, sheets and blankets for a twin bed, synth-pop CDs, and pants and boxer shorts for anyone lucky enough to still have a 31-inch waist? I may be able to accommodate you. Don't respond if you get off on forcing someone to hold a yard sale. I'm not that kinky.


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